Admin Fun video. This was made with hundreds of still images and 'tilt shift' filtering which makes imagery look like miniature models. Thanks, Megan for sending it to us!
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I often ponder what I'd do with the good old Magic Kingdom of Walt Disney World if I were calling the shots. Here are a few of those things:
1] Mickey’s Toon Town Fair. First things first. Tear it out right away. It’s not very toony, it’s not much of a town, and where's the fair? Aren’t we supposed to have fun at theme parks? There is one exception to the lack-of-fun, poorly executed, once said to be temporary, pathetic excuse for a Magic Kingdom land: The Barnstormer at Goofy's Wiseacre Farm. It’s fun for anyone who doesn’t mind a mild roller coaster. But this certainly does not make up for the rest of the mess. “Toon Town makes lots of money selling autograph books”, you say? Come on! Is that enough of a reason to keep this thing going? Nope. Let people buy their autograph books in any of the dozens of other merchandise locations. So yes, on day-one in my little fantasy, we put up an unmarked wall at the narrow entrance near the tea cups, bring in the wrecking crew, and we never look back. As for this prime park real estate, we’ll absolutely get into that on another occasion.
2] The Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management). Once remembered as the Tropical Serenade show, this was the crowning jewel of the Sunshine Pavilion. The what? Yes, few people know any of this, but don’t worry, everyone is well aware of the plastic flying carpets blocking its view. The addition of two cartoon birds (may I mention they are from two entirely different cartoons… can we stop the cross-overs already??) would be only semi-sacrilegious if a decent show was written around them. Wait. I take that back. Just keep the near-perfect show like it was. Not every non-character attraction needs the addition of characters to make it “relatable”. Not at all. This should be an easy-ish fix. Take out what wasn’t there before, restore the old show, done.
3] Rivers of America. So wonderful. So peaceful. Let’s not screw it up with Mickey and friends driving the Liberty Square Riverboat or some junk like that. For this one, all I’m suggesting is the return of the Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes and the Mike Fink Keel Boats- a couple of the only Disney attractions not connected to a track, one of which (the canoes) you can take part in powering. For anyone who uses the excuse of “they just weren’t that popular”, lets remember, not every attraction has to have the draw of the Space and Splash Mountains, nor should they. We need the E-ticket rides, yes. We also need these hidden-gem B and A-tickets. One other thing just for fun… maybe an animatronic Old Yeller with a fish in his mouth, standing in the water somewhere. Just somthin’ fun to look at as you float on down the river.
4] Main Street, U.S.A. I may just have to post an essay I once wrote called, A Few Simple Moves That Would Restore the Forgotten Wonder of Main Street, U.S.A. The ideas expressed in the essay gained minimal traction with the Magic Kingdom management until they were ultimately… forgotten. Allow me to quickly sum up the moves. Take out merchandise in places that are not gift shops- namely The Firehouse and The Cinema. Restore the unique, tiny experiences that made Main Street fun for more than just mothers shopping for t-shirts. These experiences should definitely include the Magic Shop, the custom free-hand free embroidery of names on Mickey Mouse ear hats, and The Penny Arcade games (such as the one machine that shocked you more and more the longer your touched it until the timer went out). Next, only characters that fit the atmosphere of a turn-of-the-century American town should be hanging out in this part of the park. Sorry Timone. One last thought for now (this goes for the entire Magic Kingdom). Certain merchandise should only exist in certain shops. Pirate stuff should not be sold in eight different locations on Main Street. Keep it in Caribbean Plaza.
5] Nightlife of the Magic Kingdom. There is something about being in the Magic Kingdom (or Disneyland) and night. Walt Disney hosted a wonderful TV episode of Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color called Disneyland After Dark in 1962. Watch it on the Disney Treasures: Disneyland DVD. Fantastic in every way. It captures some of the marvel that is Disney at night. So lets add live music to more places around the park. Lets bring back the Electrical Parade. Maybe nighttime dining can be more of an experience than it is now with the hamburgers and such. Bring back the dancing… perhaps. Maybe more twinkle lights on selective trees. There’s always that good idea of encouraging guests to head over to Disney-owned nightclubs. Not.
I love the Magic Kingdom, boy do I ever. But shucks, let’s keep the ol’ list of priorities in the proper order. It’s my belief that with a few small changes in direction, the future of the Disney theme parks is, might I say, magical.
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